Little Kim...
Not that little Kim! The smaller one...Kim Jong-IL has done the impossible, the wise and benevolent leader of North Korea, or as his fans prefer, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) has managed to do what nobody else has...
North Korean media, which often gives glowing reports of Kim offering expert guidance on subjects as varied as cobbling shoes, firing howitzers and irrigating fields, said its Dear Leader has been deeply concerned about AIDS.
"Under the wise guidance of leader Kim Jong-IL, the DPRK (North Korea) established the strategy of prevention and control of AIDS with orderly systems of its information, prognostication and watch, and examination across the country," an official newspaper said.
"On this basis, measures have been taken not to allow a single AIDS case," Minju Josun said in a report carried on the English-language KCNA news agency.
That's awesome! 5 Gold Stars to Kimbo...
Unfortunately UNAIDS has no definitive data on AIDS prevalence within North Korea so they are unable to confirm the report. But I mean come on... It's Kim, surely he wouldn't fib about people dieing in his country, I mean that would just be evil...
Or maybe he is just ticked off that he can't have any more Courvoisier whilst listening to his Ipod...
The International Herald Tribune reported this week that the proposed sanctions that the United States wishes to impose upon the DPRK include...
No more cognac, Rolex watches, cigarettes, artwork, expensive cars, Harley Davidson motorcycles, even personal watercraft such as Jet Skis iPods, plasma television sets, Segway electric scooters and more.
It appears as though, for the first time in the history of the world, (I can't guarantee that) the US is targeting sanctions towards one person. Let's hope it doesn't make little Kim to mad, or he just may try to do something drastic...
Like...
Oh I don't know...
Um...
Oh yeah...
Use a weapon of mass destruction...
I mean lets face it, all the cool kids have one, why not use it when you don't get to play with the other toys...
posted by Mark @ 7:59 PM
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